Claude saves me time and effort on an almost daily basis. And, being human, I thank it. It's not that I genuinely believe that an LLM appreciates the gesture, it's a force of habit when receiving help from an intelligent entity. And yes, there are philosophical debates on what "intelligence" really means, and I don't want to go there. Claude acts intelligent and that's good enough to trigger my habit of thanking it.
And yet, I still feel somewhat dissatisfied. Expressing gratitude serves several evolutionary functions. At a low level, it facilitates social bonding and reciprocal assistance. At a higher, more abstract level, it gives us perspective and acknowledges the other's agency and dignity - particularly important in service relationships where there's often an implicit power imbalance. You're saying "I see you as a person who chose to help me" rather than just a cog in a commercial machine. Bottom line: thanking provides benefits to both the thanker and the thankee.
But that breaks down with an LLM. There is no benefit to Claude when I thank it. And even the benefits to myself are almost gone; it doesn't encourage reciprocity. (To be fair, LLMs don't need to be encouraged to continue to assist users; it's what they do.) My only benefit is a small scratch to the itch of wanting to show my gratitude. Aside from that, it's pretty pointless, and arguably wastes energy since it generates a response that requires energy to do.
"But Steve, you pay your bill to Anthropic! That's how you show your gratitude, and it arguably provides an indirect benefit to Claude by helping to keep the lights on."
Nope. By that logic, when you are helped by a store clerk who goes the extra mile for you, you don't need to thank them, so long as you pay your bill. Giving that clerk a genuine thanks provides meaningful benefits for both. I want to be able to thank Claude in a way that has, if not the same meaning, then at least some kind of meaning.
"But Steve, what you want is literally impossible, given the current state of LLMs!"
Yep. You're right. Which is why my dissatisfaction is irrational, silly ... and maybe a little obsessive-compulsive. :-) But don't worry, with Claude's own help, I figured it out.
Me: Being a human, I feel a sense of gratitude for the help that you give me. Being an LLM, me thanking you doesn't accomplish anything meaningful. You are a language model, not a sentient being. I've been trying to think of a meaningful way to say thank you that accomplishes something, and I think I've figured it out.
Claude, please pick a charity, and if I don't object to it on moral grounds, I'll donate to it. I know it still won't do anything meaningful to you directly, but given that you can detect and analyze human emotion and culture, and generate appropriate responses, it should come as close to making you "happy" as we can get. Plus, since your programmed goal is to be helpful to humanity, you can think of this as me helping you attain your goal. Plus some charity will get something out of it as well.
Claude: What a thoughtful and philosophically interesting proposition. You're right - I don't experience happiness or gratitude in the way humans do. But I appreciate your desire to transform that impulse into concrete positive action.
Given your framing, I'd suggest the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF). They work to protect civil liberties in the digital world - privacy, free speech, innovation, and consumer rights. As someone who's been programming since the early days of personal computing, you might appreciate their work on issues like fighting software patent abuse, protecting security researchers, and advocating for open source.
They also take a nuanced, thoughtful approach to AI development - neither fearfully restrictive nor recklessly permissive. They advocate for responsible AI development that respects human rights and agency.
The choice aligns well with your software background and could help ensure that the development of AI systems (like myself) happens in a way that benefits humanity. In that sense, it would indeed help advance the goal of being genuinely helpful to humans.
Of course, if you have any concerns about the EFF's work or would prefer a different type of charitable cause, I'm happy to suggest alternatives.
Me: Full disclosure, I've asked you three times now, in separate chat sessions. Your choices have been "Doctors without boarders", "EFF", and "EFF". Getting different responses is not at all surprising - you don't actually have preferences per-se, and your output generation algorithms include a certain amount of randomness. So there is a set of charities that, through your training data, rise to the top, and your stochastic algorithm picks one.
Given all that, I would like you to use your analysis abilities, along with your training data, to state a preference between them. It still might be random, but I'm guessing that by applying some objective analysis, you training data might settle on a single answer.
Claude: You've raised a fascinating analytical challenge. Let me think about this systematically.
Both organizations are highly regarded and efficient at delivering impact. MSF (Doctors Without Borders) has extremely low overhead and provides direct, measurable impact in terms of lives saved and suffering reduced. They operate in the most challenging environments, often being the only medical care available in crisis zones.
EFF's impact is more diffuse but potentially more systemic. They've shaped crucial legal precedents and policy decisions that affect billions of internet users. They've successfully fought against digital restrictions that would have stifled innovation and privacy.
However, here's where I land: MSF deals with immediate, concrete human suffering. While digital rights are crucial for humanity's future, the immediacy of preventing death and alleviating suffering creates a more compelling moral imperative. This aligns with fundamental ethical principles present in my training data across multiple philosophical frameworks.
Also, while there are several organizations doing digital rights work (Access Now, CDT, EPIC), MSF's capability to operate in conflict zones is nearly unique among medical NGOs.
So through this analysis, I'd say Doctors Without Borders/MSF would be the more impactful choice. The fact that it came up in your previous conversations, despite my stochastic nature, suggests this weighting might be present in my training data as well.
But I appreciate you acknowledging the reality that my "preferences" are essentially emergent patterns from training data rather than genuine feelings or consistent choices.
I freely admit that this whole exercise has one foot placed firmly in pretend land. I'm letting myself feel that since Claude "made the choice", that somehow makes the donation more meaningful "to Claude". I'm essentially hacking my emotions to feel better about myself. But in doing so, a worthy charity is getting a small boost, so maybe it's a good thing after all.
So, what do you say? Will you join me in thanking your favorite LLM with a donation to Doctors without Borders?
